hello, do you....

presenting the new age scammers
when calling you on your handphone is not enough
they have decided to skype you to ask the universal question...

"hello, can you speak chinese ?"

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i just clicked decline,
but i guess if i was evil enough i would do the following.

1. add them to skype
2. talk as if im actually serious in investing in their china stocks, fictitious companies and magic rocks.
3. when negotiations begin to enter the next phase, place my static prone microphone near my speakers for that incrediblefeedback only speakers liberated from an army camp are capable of.
4. execute "prody parrot" - reading "hello, can you speak chinese?" on auto-loop.



awesome.