if our PCs were like spaceships.... (warning starwars crap)

Shao's

Jedi Starfighter (AOTC version)
-force powered (overclocked by methods beyond a noob's comprehension)
-streamlined (sleek sharp ready for the harshness of space... cooooler master)
-nice and shiny (cos its new and awfully fast.... comes with free head of an r2 unit)
-widescreen view (new but second hand lcd monitor)

but of course.... efficiency is nothing against the empire's doctrine of military intimidation through show and if necessary, display of excessive force


Jun's
Imperial Star Destroyer
-excessive bridge for main screen turn on (mega huge eye straining lcd monitor)
-engines the size of suntec city (4 gig ram...........)
-an operating system only the sith could have thought of (vista.........)
-sith powered (overclocked.... but still crysis makes it cry)
-too much weapons (crossfired graphics cards )


but sometimes, the tuned imperial machine is not enough,
Hans'
Wedge Antilles' X wing
-battle proven against 2 death stars (for gaming on demand)
-Rogue Squadron - (extreme gaming mice (yes.. MICE) and keyboards (plural) {just because}
-not too new, but not too old , kept purring by the rebel mechanics - (runs damn well, optimised for efficient imp hunting)

and behind every ace pilot, the workhorse of the rebel alliance
Alvin's
Y Wing
- sturdy and reliable (cos its gets the job done - torrenting, dota, ffxi ahem)
- dependable (even though its old - cos Y wings are still kinda good - many many torps)
- needs attention (the lateral plating removed to enhance cooling for the engines, hahahaha - just like the real Y wing)

and where no pilots dare to go
Derrick's
A wing
Sensitive handling due to extreme acceleration (derricks pc got rebooted cos of collision with a pillow) (T_T)
Super effective when it works (other times.. he just lags...)
A wing Slash ( the dong effect)


and sometimes.. all you want is just to get from point a to point b. (in less than 12 parsecs) heh
Q's
Millennium Falcon (since looks are deceiving)
- frequent repairs (both hardware and software - virus and lightning strikes)
- flight computer with several droid brains (non standard custom OS ,homebrewed windows xpvista service pack sp3*dont ask
- upgraded engines (just means i doubled its ram after several years)
- boosted weaponry (hans got me a new 2nd hand gfx card)
- boosted hdd (for all my smuggling ie torrenting needs)
- liberated ^ speakers from army camp (because solo shot first)
- inherited equipment (derrick gave me his standing mike - - upgrade from karaoke dota)
- semi new visual interface (ive gone through 2 crt monitors before getting the lcd monitor)
- moody hyperdrive (sound drivers tell me when they are taking a break)


(i speak more about mine since i know it better.. do contribute your pc/spaceships!)