Indian Lifeguard Accused of Molest

24 year-old Winston Phorevamis Singh, a lifeguard, was accused of molesting a swimmer while saving the latter from drowning.

The victim, Jun s/o Abhiich, was spotted by residents on several occasions suntanning on the poolside. According to one eyewitness, Jun has been incessantly applying generous amounts of oil known as "bodee-ghee" over his torso during these sessions. Shortly after, he was seen flailing his arms in the water before the lifeguard dragged him back onto the shore.

During an interview, Jun claimed that he had forgotten to wear his flotation devices before entering the water. "Yes... I forgot to wear my butt-floats, but they should have put warning signs at such deep waters! I could have drowned!" He then produced two 1-kg lumps of plastercine which he promptly attached to his posterior. "This lifeguard... this pervert... tried to grope my boobs when I wasn't looking! That bloody Bhangra!"

Winston maintained that he was fulfilling his duty as a lifeguard. "Deehhh... I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw someone drowning in the baby pool. His body was so slippery that my hands slipped all the way from his loincloth to his breasts. Oh... but those breasts were so soft and tender like fat tandoori chickens served with fresh yogurt lassi... Mmmm..." He mumbled on, salivating.

Jun is a professional loincloth model in Calcutta. His Chinese employer, Monica Chng commented, "Jun is the best model in Zhao Geng International. Not much of a loin, no balls, but plenty of butt! I can squeeze and knead them into any shape i want and he doesn't complain, because he's gay!" With that she gave a little squeal and scratched her armpit.

Brassiere maker Triumph International has approached Jun for endorsements.

The trial is scheduled for next week. Winston could face up to a maximum of 10 years imprisonment on Gay Island and 10 strokes of the Rod.