Genetically Modified Poultry Safe For Consumption

The Advisory of Health and Food Orderly Organisation (AHFOO) has declared genetically modified (GMO) poultry safe for consumption.

Dubbed the Alvin's Hairless Chicken (AHC) by the product's creator, Alvin Lee, this fowl grows without epidermal extrusions such as feathers, or claws. This lack of 'hair', as termed by Dr Lee, allows for easy cleaning and cooking. With the exception of a massively distorted head, the bird has similar characteristics as the common cock.

"Chicken with or without hair is still a chicken," said Dr Lee with conviction during a press conference.

AHFOO has classified this food product as Naturally-Occurring Organic Biomass (NOOB), and has released it for public sale. Since then, people worldwide have been queuing up to own this NOOB. The ownage levels are expected to rise in the following months.

"I can't wait to own this NOOB. My friends have owned NOOBs and now it's my turn," said a regular Ah Beng during an interview. "I think this will be enough to feed my whole clan."